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愚人笑话|Joke: Borrow The Truck

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A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. Pa, kin1 ah borrow the truck to-nahgt? she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, Darlin', yew2 know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck. But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow! the white girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. Yew know perfectly3 well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, bitch! The white girl complied and started sucking her dad's cock. After a few seconds she sTOPped in disgust and looked up to her dad. Gee4 Pa, yore dick shore tastes like shit! Her dad slapped his forhead and said, Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!


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