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儿童笑话|Scary collection 10

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A witch joke
What name did the witch give to her cooking pot?
It was called-Ron!
A vampire1 joke
When do vampires2 bite you?
On wincedays!
A witch joke
What is a witch with poison ivy3 called?
An itchy witchy!
A Halloween joke
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. Are you a ghost?
asked his friends No, I'm an unmade bed!
A cannibal joke
What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
A ghost joke
Why are cemeteries4 in the middle of towns?
Because they're dead centres!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite book?
Broom at the TOP!


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