501
Oh, Jordana, you are
a life saver. Thank you.
502
Here, these pieces need trim.
503
I'll help for as long as I can,
but I have a lot on my plate tonight.
504
I have to make 25 mini-quiches
for my book club.
505
You're not human, are you?
506
You were sent by aliens to make
the human race feel inadequate1.
507
Seriously, how do --how do you cram2 it all in?
508
Can you keep a secret?
509
Um, sure.
510
That's A.D.D. medication.
511
Well, my kids take this --or they almost did.
512
I thought it was supposed to calm you down.
513
Mnh-mnh. Has the opposite effect if you
don't have attention-deficit disorder3.
514
Ever chug a pot of turkish coffee?
515
Seriously -- y-you're taking your kids' medication?
516
once in a while.
517
Do you want a couple?
518
Oh, that's very kind of you,
519
but I just smoked some crack a little
while ago, so they better not mix.
520
This is what we'll do --
521
I'll sell some old jewelry4, pay off the credit card,
522
and Carlos will never find out.
523
You would do that for me?
524
Of course I would. Why wouldn't I?
525
Well, for starters, you hate me.
526
Oh, that is overstating it...
527
a little.
528
The bottom line is, no matter how much
I dislike you, I love Carlos more.
529
If Carlos finds out about the money,
he'll be devastated5.
530
I don't want to see him hurt.
531
You don't have to believe I'm a good person,
532
but at least believe I care about my husband.
533
Fine. To heck with it.
534
I'm not going to risk my neck to protect you.
535
I'm calling Carlos.
536
Juanita might have been
the gambler of the family...
537
Wait. I believe you.
538
But Gabrielle was the one who knew how to bluff6.
539
Hi, I'm Susan Mayer.
540
I have an appointment to see Dr. Sicker.
541
Yes, yes. He's expecting you. Let me get him for you.
542
Hi. I'm Dr. Sicker.
543
Susan Mayer.
544
So you're here doing research
for a children's book.
545
I sure am.
546
Zach?
547
Oh. Hi, Julie.
548
What's wrong with you?
549
Just all these pills they make me take.
550
They kind of make me sleepy.
