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双语笑话|好孩子

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A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents1.
What did2 you do with the money I gave3 you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.
Youre a good boy, said4 the mother proudly5.
Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested6 in the old woman?
She is the one who sells the candy7.
好孩子
小罗伯特向母亲要两分钱。
昨天给你的钱做什么了?
我给了一个可怜的老太婆,他回答说。
你真是个好孩子,母亲骄傲地说。再给你两分钱。可你为何对那位老太太那样有兴趣呢?
她是个卖糖果的。


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