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Previously on Desperate Housewives:
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If it turns out that someone hurt her, I want them dead.
- Sometimes
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I'm running out of money.
In a couple of weeks, I will be screwed.
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- In that case, you might want to think about looking for a job.
- the answers
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If you could just tell me what he told you,
then I could fix the problem.
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- I can't do that.
- to Life's biggest questions
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- I had the nightmare again.
- What do you think the significance of the name Angela is?
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- Actually, that's my real name.
- are buried
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- She hasn't even been dead a month,
and it's like you totally forgot she ever existed.
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- under even bigger lies.
- Zach was telling Julie about what happened to Dana.
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He didn't mean to kill Dana.
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Most mothers will tell you
their children are a gift from god.
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Most mothers would also tell you
that the gifts their children give them
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are less than heavenly.
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Lynette had suffered through
art work made in kindergarten,
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spice racks made in summer camp,
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and jewelry1 made at the scout2 jamboree.
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But this day, Lynette Scavo received
a gift every mother dreams of.
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One she wasn?t embarrassed to display.
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- Where did you guys get this pot?
- We made it!
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Really? I love it.
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This is the nicest present
you boys had ever given me.
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You know what? I?ll put it out on the front porch
so the whole neighborhood can enjoy it.
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Lynette knew she?d cherish the memory
of that moment for the rest of her life.
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The memory of that moment was ruined the very next day.
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Mrs. McCluskey, why are you taking my flower pot?
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Because it?s mine. Your boys stole it off of my porch.
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No, no, no. My sons made that for me for Valentine's Day.
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I bought this in cosplayta Rica on my last cruise. You see?
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Still got the price tag on it.
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Look. What? Nothing more to say? Cat got your tongue?
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You listen to me. Keep your brats3 off my property.
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Yes, most mothers will tell you
their children are a gift from God.
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Most mothers will also tell you
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there are some days when you wish you could return them.
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Episode 14 - Love is in the air
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It was the day before Valentine's Day
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and every man on Wisteria Lane was preparing
for this most dangerous of holidays.
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While some purchased romantic cards
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and some brought home candy and flowers
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and some made dinner reservations at fancy restaurants,
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others managed to forget about the day entirely4.
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Again.
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This flurry of activity was lost
on the women of Wisteria Lane.
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They were busy learning a secret
about their neighbors.
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A secret that was positively5 heart-breaking.
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- So Paul said that Zachary killed Dana?
- Yeah.
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Well, it must?ve been some sort of accident.
I mean little boys don?t just kill their baby sisters.
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Well, whatever it was, that boy is seriously disturbed,
and I've forbidden Julie from hanging out with him.
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So this is it! This is the secret
that Mary Alice was trying to protect.
