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双语笑话|An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正

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Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had2 for breakfast this morning.

Walter: What was1 it?

Teacher: Eggs.

Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.

老师:沃尔特,你为何不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。

沃尔特:我吃了什么?

老师:鸡蛋。

沃尔特:错了,老师。那是昨天吃的。


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