Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had2 for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was1 it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.
老师:沃尔特,你为何不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。
沃尔特:我吃了什么?
老师:鸡蛋。
沃尔特:错了,老师。那是昨天吃的。
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had2 for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was1 it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.
老师:沃尔特,你为何不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。
沃尔特:我吃了什么?
老师:鸡蛋。
沃尔特:错了,老师。那是昨天吃的。
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