A Doctor recently had a patient drop in on him for an unscheduled appointment.
What can I do for you today? the Doctor asked.
The aged1 Gentleman replied, Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly catch my breath.... Doctor, I'm scarred2!
The Doctor, looking at his 86 year old patient, said, Mr. Smith, these sensations3 tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years, but tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?
The old gent's response was, Well... three times last night, and twice again this morning!
