愚人笑话|Security system

How to install a Redneck wireless^{1 security system:}

Go to a second-hand^{2 store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair.}

Put them outside your front door on TOP of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish.

Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:

Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition^{3 - back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed.}