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成人笑话|Looks terrible, feels great!

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Mr. Smith goes downstairs in the morning and his doorman says, Mr. Smith, how are you? Smith says, I feel great. Doorman says, But you look terrible! Smith says, But I feel great.
When Smith gets to the office, his secretary asks him how he is. He says, I feel great! She says, But you look terrible. He says, But I feel great. Smith goes to lunch with his friend and they have just the same conversation. His friend insists that he goes to the doctor and so that is what Mar1 Smith does.
The doctor asks what the problem is. Smith says, I feel great but I look terrible. DR says, I don't know that ailment2 so I'll look in my medical book. The doctor takes out a huge tome. Feels great, looks terrible... he says as he turns the pages, Feels great, looks terrible.... Feels gre... I've got it!! You're a vagina!


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