动物笑话|My Dog 'Sex'

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call my dog Sex.
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license^{1, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, I'd like to have one too. Then I said, But this is a dog. He said I didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 year old. He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon2, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night. The Clerk said Me too.
One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant3 asked me why I was just standing4 there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex entered in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. But you don't understand, I said, I had hoped to have Sex on television. He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody5 of the dog. I said, Your Honor, I had Sex before I got married. The judge said Me too. Then I told him that after I was married, Sex had left me. He said, Me too.
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked What are you doing in this alley6 at 4 in the morning? I said, I'm looking for Sex...
My case comes up on Friday...}