女性笑话|When She Starts To Look Good....

A businessman enters a tavern^{1, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks2 inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini.}

After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, Look, buddy^{3, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.}

The man replies, I'm peeking^{4 at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home.}