Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration . It was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer1. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear and Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly2 reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the checkride.
Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped3 in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.
What's that for? asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked4 and said, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff.
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