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愚人笑话|Joke: Shoulder Ride

来源:www.huihunhe.com 2024-07-22
My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter, Madison, to the
home-improvement store.
Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders.
As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair.
Although he asked her to sTOP several times, she kept on yanking away at
his mane.
Getting annoyed, he scolded, Madison! STOP that!
But, Daddy, she replied, I'm just trying to get my gum1 back.


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