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愚人笑话|Joke: Never Mind

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Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell.
She immediately called Saint Peter and said, This is Sister Margaret, there's been a terrible mistake! She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he'd get right on it.
The next day the nun1 didn't hear from Saint Peter and called him back.
Please set this error straight before tomorrow, she begged. There's an orgy planned for tonight, and everyone must attend!
Of course, Sister, he said. I'll get you out of there right away.
Apparently2, her plight3 slipped his mind, and the following morning he received another phone call from hell.
He picked up the receiver and heard, Hey, Pete, this is Maggie, never mind!


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