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司法笑话|Dunlop Rubbers

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A young woman who was several months pregnant1 boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated2 on account3 of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused4.She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst5 out laughing. She had him arrested.

When the case came before the court, the young man was as asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an adverti百度竞价推广ent which read Coming Soon The Gold Dust Twins, then she moved under one that read Sloans Liniments remove Swelling6. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving adverti百度竞价推广ent which read William Stick Did The Trick. Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an adverti百度竞价推广ent which read Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.

He won the case.


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