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儿童笑话|Doctor doctor collection 10

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar1
Don't worry you'll soon change!
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall2 bladder, my varicosplaye veins3 and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you!
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul4 breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish
Poor sole!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider
What a web of lies!
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!
Have you taken anything for it?
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!


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