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双语笑话|He's shaving you 他正在给你刮胡须

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STOPping in an unfamiliar1 barber shop for a shave, a young playboy took a fancy to the manicure(修指甲) gril and suggested dinner and a show that evening.

The girl demurred(反对,抗辩), I don't think I ought to, I'm married.

Why don't you ask your husband, the playboy suggested. I'm sure he wouldn't object.

You can ask him yourself , the girl srugged, He's shaving you.

一位年轻的花花公子在一家不熟知的美容美发店里刮胡须,他非常喜欢修指甲的女郎,于是建议哪天晚上去吃晚餐和看表演。

女郎犹豫着说:我感觉我不应该去,我结过婚了。

你何不问问你先生,花花公子建议说:我确定他不会反对的。

你可以自己问他,女郎耸耸肩道,他正在替你刮胡须。


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