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成人笑话|Season pass

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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students." "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cosplayt you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:"How much for a season pass?"


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