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Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he'd been recommended to paint him in the nude1.
No, the talented blonde artist said. I dont do that sort of thing.
But what if I double your fee? he pleaded.
Nope, sorry. Won't do it.
How about I give you five times what you normally get?
Oh, okay then, said the artist, but I'm keeping my socks on. I need a place to put my brushes.
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