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女性笑话|Blonde Diet

来源:www.Limpn.com 2024-07-28
A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. I want you to eat regularly1 for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure2 for two weeks. The next time I see you, youll have lost at least five pounds.
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
Why, thats amazing! the doctor said. Did you follow my instructions?
The blonde nodded. Ill tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.
From hunger, you mean? asked the doctor.
No, from skipping.


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