401
Will you drive me
to the airport?
402
Wait here.
403
Hey, Lynette.
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Yeah?
405
Why is my dad
sitting out on the curb1?
406
Because I kicked him out
of the house.
407
I-I see.
You want to tell me why?
408
Hold on.
409
I made you a drink.
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Oh, God.
What did he do?
411
Yesterday, I came home,
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and I walked in on your dad
with a woman.
413
He's having an affair.
I am so, so sorry.
414
God.
415
I know, I know.
Are you okay?
416
Yeah. Um, I should
go talk to him.
417
That's it?
418
What?
419
I just --
420
I expected
a bigger reaction.
421
I've been sitting here
with knots3 in my stomach.
422
Okay, look,
I never mentioned this before
423
because I knew
how you'd react2,
424
but, um...
425
I'm not that surprised
by this.
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My father's been
having affairs for years.
427
You knew about this?
428
Yeah.
429
Kind of, yeah.
430
I mean, I mean,
it was mostly in the past.
431
I mean, I didn't know
that he was still at it.
432
I mean, I figured
he was getting too old.
433
In some strange way,
I'm actually impressed,
434
you know?
435
Impressed?
436
Impressed? I --
437
Tom, please, please don't tell
me you're all right with this.
438
I'm not. No, no.
439
He should never have
brought that woman over here.
440
No, he should never have been
with her in the first place.
441
I know, I know.
442
But, you know,
that's who he is.
443
I mean, it's been
going on for years.
444
My mom's
made peace with it.
445
I seriously doubt that.
446
Look, you know,
447
there's no point
in talking about this,
448
but I'm going
to go get my father,
449
I'm going to bring him
back in here,
450
I'm going
to put him in his room,
