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Max sat at the bar1 totally2 dejected（沮丧的） . The bartender（酒保） served him his second drink and said, What's wrong pal3?
I'll never understand women. Max said. The other night my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later on, as her gift to me, I could do with her whatever I wanted.
Wow! said the bartender. But why so unhappy? That sounds like quite a gift to me.
Well, Max went on, I thought about it and sent her home to her Mother. Now she won't even speak to me.
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